Liberty

This time I need to buy shoes or I should say that I have to buy a pair but for that I have to reach karol bagh in time. Since I am determined to remain stick to liberty brand and I don’t know when the showroom in karol bagh is going to close, this whole event is going to be a mess but not Shree leathers never.

I left my office at 5.30, reached IFFCO Chauck at around 6.00, intentionally left some buses, and finally caught a bus for karol bagh. Still I am having a headache about the uncertainty I am carrying with me about the closing time of showroom, since as far as I know shops there closes at 8.00 and I will be there exactly at closing time. Putting my bag on a seat I engaged myself in taking ticket, meanwhile two guys grabbed my seat and when I returned they were saying....

Bhaiya tum bhi baith jao hum bhi baith jate hai

Chalo........ and I made some space between those unwanted guys

Ye bus karol bagh kab tak pahunchegi

Kum se kum 45 minuets lagenge I said

Bas 45 minuets jis tarha se ye bas chala raha hai us tarike se to hum 2 ghante mai pahunch payenge

Matlab 45 tab jab koi jam na mile

Ok matlab ek sawa ghanta lagega hi

“haan tu job hi chahe samajh le” I thought

Suddenly crowd in the bus start shouting....you can compare it with a group of stray dogs barking....

kya hua

One of them said

Koi chor hai...in choro ko to lita lita ke dhona chahiye....ek baar muzhe 8 choro ne gher liya tha mai utha aur turant bas se utar gaya....pata nahi kya karte

Otherone said

Mere saath bhi ek baar esa hua ek chor ne meri jeb mai haath daal diya....mene use pakda aur bas se neeche utaar ke bahut mara...ragad diya saale ko

The only thing I am missing is a pair of ear plugs

I stared beginning to think that I will buy new shoes some other day because this day is clearly not a good day as everything seems very odd. But suddenly:-

Bhiya aap kaha ja rahe hai .....Yaar mai karol bagh jar aha hoon....waha kaha.....lyberty ke show room.....and then

Achha....waha to mera dost kaam karta hai....mai use pooch kar aap ko discount dila deta hoon....dialled a number....hello....ajay....yaar mera dost hai ek...who aayega aur mera naam lega use mast shoes dikhana aur discount dena....kitne baje tak khula hai ......9.30 cool hai.....abe tension mat le teri daaroo party bhi jaldi hogi....

Aap waha jana aur kisi se bhi pooch lena liberty ka show room...ya auto le lena.....aur waha pahunch ke mara dost hai hi....ok

Relived...my timing is good and I have one who will show mw exactly what I want....these guys are cool...I didn’t made a mistake by giving them place to sit....should I ask the number of ajay....”NO I DON”T THINK I NEED IT”

I left the bus stooped an auto and said “liberty show room”

30 rupee lagenge

Chalo yaar

He stared his auto and joomed in exactly opposite direction as I that liberty show room lies according to map. I said

bhiya aap sahi ja rahe ho kya

haan ji bilkul sahi jar aha hoon

yaha kitne show rrom hai liberty ke

he stopped

kaha jana hai aap ko

liberty ke show room mai

bhiya aap ne to kaha tha liberty...to mai aap ko liberty cinema le ja raha tha

holy S***

abhi ek kaam karo aap auto ghumao aur liberty ke show room le chalo

I left that damn auto and checked time...it’s 7.45...cool...still have time.....asked someone for liberty show room and he pointed to a road and I moved into it. After a short walk I saw a board saying Welcome to ajmal khan road market. I asked again for liberty show room and moved further and further into that same road. Suddenly.....

Bhiya ye libert ka show room kaha hai...I asked

Who to band ho gaya

Kya? Common Arun he must be lying as up till now nobody told me and that guy in bus. I kept on moving and asked another and he told me that keep on moving on the same road.

Shit! I could have asked phone number of that guy..ajay...any ways I was still walking and then asked another one and he said

Who show room to band ho gaya

Hey bhagwan! Its 7.45 PM and I am still not finding that shop....but yaar this is height....I am going to find it and I asked another one and he lead me further into same road....am I dreaming? Some of them saying that shop is closed some saying that it lies on the same road but not exactly how much I have to move to get to that shop....crazy....

Since I have a bad habit to get adamant if circumstances are not supporting, so I kept on moving ki:-

Metro station.....karol bagh metro station...market ends here....bad news....I pictures everybody whom I asked about the shop laughing like ravan.

And the good news....I have seen metro station in the map and I know how to reach liberty show room via this station! Last chance Arun lets move.

I asked an auto wala.....bhiya aap ko pata hai fire fighting station kaise pahunchna hai....actually muzhe liberty ke show room jana hai aur who seedhe ja ke right lo to kuch fasle pea aa jata hai....chaloge

Challenge....30 rupee de dena

Chalo

We go straight turned right again right but didn’t see any liberty show room...we asked someone and a person pointed towards entrance of the market lane....I think this place is familiar....yes I could have visited this place in my childhood....after entering I asked a person...liberty show room....go straight he said.

After walking for some time I came across a board and it was saying Welcome to ajmal khan road market.

I hired an auto rushed to CP entered Shree Leathers and brought a nice pair of shows.